Fanfic by skullkidwearingmajorasmask13@hotmail.com

Larry- The 7th Koopaling 
By Dipstick the Patamon and Silverlink the Pikachu in a blue party hat 

Chapter One- You’re Just too Young! 

Larry Koopa, who was the youngest Koopaling in the Koopa Family, was 
playing with his tinker toys when he heard someone say- ‘Let’s go to Koopa 
Park!’ Larry ran down stairs to find the rest of the Koopa Family deciding 
which ride they are going on. “Hey!” said Ludwig, the oldest Koopaling, 
“Let’s go on ‘The Thing.’ It is 1,000,000 miles full of twists and turns.” 
“Can I go?” asked Larry. Bowser looked at Larry. “Sorry Larry,” he said, 
“but you are too young.” Larry pouted. Roy grinned. “Yeah, as soon as we get 
one foot up, you’re going to be scared.” Larry growled. “Yes,” said Wendy, 
the only girl Koopa, “you can’t see over the brim. You’ll throw up.” Larry 
puffed himself up. Morton began to make vomiting sounds and said wedding 
cake. Larry couldn’t hold it in. He let out his breath and fire hit Morton 
on the tail. 
Bowser glared at Larry. “Now Larry, you know better than to put your 
siblings on fire.” In the background, you could hear Morton howling in pain. 
“SHUT UP!” Bowser yelled and sprayed Morton with another blast of fire. 
Morton looked as black as ashes. “Okay son, you can come with us.” 
“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” Larry leapt with joy. 
As soon as they got to the sign to the park, they saw Koopas of many kinds 
standing in line to go onto ‘The Thing.’ After ten days later, it was their 
turn to go on the ride. The clerk looked up and down. “Seven tickets.” “No, 
eight,” Bowser said. The clerk looked way down. “He’s too small,” the clerk 
replied. “But I promised him he could come,” Bowser remarked. Larry grinned. 
“He’s…” the clerk began. “But I…” “…Too…” the clerk said. “Hey, I!” Bowser 
started. “Young!” The clerk ended. “Noooo!” Larry sobbed. The clerk took 
Larry to the Kid Land, where there was tons of baby junk. Larry sat down on 
a haystack. “Why am I the little kid around here?” sobbed Larry, “They treat 
me like a baby.” Suddenly Larry had an idea. 

Chapter Two- I’m Not Young Anymore! 

Two days after the humiliation of being called too small, Larry had some 
great ideas. “First,” Larry began, “I could try on my tall hip shoes.” Larry 
ran into his closet and threw out some shoes. Then he found his tall hip 
shoes. He found himself 2 feet taller than he was without the shoes. “Why 
didn’t I think of this before?” Larry asked himself as he walked in to 
Lemmy’s room, his joker brother. “Look at me!” Larry declared. “I’m taller 
than you!” “Nice joke,” Lemmy snickered, “Now get out, I’m trying to find 
some good jokes.” Larry sighed and kicked off the shoes. Larry went 
downstairs to find some really fat pieces of bread. He decided to tie them 
around his feet. He now appeared 1 foot taller than he was without the 
bread. “Sheesh,” Larry thought, “Why didn’t I think about this before I 
thought about the shoes?” Larry walked over to his other brother Iggy. “Hey, 
look at me!” Larry declared. “I’m taller than you!” Iggy turned around and 
slurped the two sticks of bread from under Larry’s feet. “Ohhh!” Larry 
sighed, and he walked into the Koopa T.V. Den. There, ‘Digimon: Digital 
Monsters’ was on. Patamon was trying to save T.K . from Devimon, but was 
whining because she thought she was too small. 
Larry thought about the show. He felt the same way as Patamon was feeling: 
small and helpless. Suddenly, a giant blast on the screen, and Patamon was 
digi-volving into Angemon, who just destroyed Devimon. Larry suddenly had 
another idea. “So now I know what to do!” Larry exclaimed and he was on his 
way to Peach’s castle. 
Peach was enjoying herself with a cup of very hot chocolate when she heard 
a pound on the door. Knock, knock, KNOCK! SPLAT! Peach accidentally splatted 
herself with hot coco. She answered the door. “Oh…it’s you, Larry,” Peach 
said boredly. “Let me guess. Bowser sent you because he was going to steal 
me.” “No,” said Larry. “I want to big and brave.” “Okay, I’ll hire you. But 
you have to pay 20 Koopa dollars,” Peach demanded. “Well, at least this will 
be worth it,” Larry mumbled, as he gave Peach his allowance. 


Chapter Three- I’m Big and Brave! 

“First lesson. How to be brave. First, I’m going to give you a jalapeno 
pepper. Extremely hot,” Peach started out, “Then I want you to eat it.” 
Peach handed Larry the pepper. Larry stuck out his long, lizard-like (Ok, I 
don’t know if Koopas have lizard tongues but it’s worth a go) tongue and 
grabbed the pepper from his paw. He swallowed it. “It isn’t that bad,” Larry 
gulped. Suddenly he turned red and a blast of fire emerged out of his mouth 
and onto Peach. 
Peach growled. “You’re FIRED!” she screamed. Larry laughed. “I get it!” 
Larry laughed. “I’m fired because I was breathing fire! Ha! Ha! Ha!” (Bad 
joke, isn’t it?) Larry found himself on the ground in the Mushroom Field. 
When Larry got home, he asked Ludwig if he could borrow his machine that’ll 
make things big. “You?!” laughed Ludwig. Larry blew a small dinky fireball 
at Ludwig. Ludwig didn’t even get hurt. He blew a huge fireball and Larry 
was blown across the room (Ouch!!!). “Of course you can use it,” Ludwig 
said, calmly. “Thank you,” murmed Larry as he pulled the machine out of 
Ludwig’s room. 
“Ok, now how do you work this thing?” wondered Larry. He looked around the 
contraption. Larry found a lever that make things grow big, bigger and 
biggest. “Hmmmmm… What happens if I put it on ‘Biggest’” Larry asked 
himself. “Oh what the heck,” said Larry and he pulled the lever. Bowser 
pooped through the door and bellowed, “LARRY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU…” He 
stopped. Larry was as tall as Bowser. “Hi, Dad,” Larry said then there was 
an ominous rumbling. Larry grew taller, out of the castle, and as high as 
Godzilla (Maybe a little taller). Larry grabbed onto the Koopa State 
Building and let out a triumphant roar (just like Godzilla), stomped through 
towns and cities (just like Godzilla) and got hungry (just like Godzilla). 

Chapter Four- How to Stop Larry-Zilla 

“What will I eat for my lunch?” pondered Larry. He grabbed a passing 
airplane and stuffed it into his mouth. “YUCK! “ Larry bellowed. “That 
tasted cold going down.” He ate a Koopa Hut resteraunt, instead. “That’s 
better,” he gulped. “Hey, you, up there!” shouted an army guy. ‘I want you 
to stop wreaking the city, you’re breaking EVERYTHING!” “Why should I listen 
to you?” Larry asked rudely. “You’re treating me like a little ba…..by.” 
With that, Larry smashed the general with his colossal foot. 
“Attack it,” screamed another army guy. A giant missile was fired off. 
Larry destroyed it with a giant fireball. They shot him with a nuclear bomb 
but Larry shot all the way to Timbuktu (wherever that is). “I don’t get!” 
said General Koopa, “We shot this thing with all we got.” “Not everything, 
the destroyer bomb,” replied General Troopa. “You mean we should bomb 
ourselves in order to destroy him?” “We could move it away from the town, 
then destroy it.” Larry was picking his teeth with a gun. General Koopa 
said, “Well he ate all of our troops.” General Koopa radioed the troops in 
the ship to get ready to launch the missile. He said to shoot near the edge 
of town, for that’s where Larry was sitting. 
Bowser ran up to Generals Koopa and Troopa. (Koopa Troopa, cool!) “You 
can’t kill my son!” Bowser yelled. “That’s your son?!” said Koopa. “He’s 
coming!” yelled Troopa. He grabbed the walkie talkie and yelled, “Launch the 
missile!” A giant bomb went into the air. “We’re all going to die because 
you just HAD to launch the missile!” yelled Koopa. “I’ll save everyone,” 
yelled Larry. He jumped into the air as the missile came down. 
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! 


Chapter Five- The End 

Larry woke up in the public hospital. He was his normal dinky size. Iggy 
(my personal favorite) came in with a newspaper. “You’re the most famous 
Koopa in town,” he said. “Your big and famous.” “I don’t want to big,” Larry 
murmed. “Ask if I can borrow Ludwig’s shrink machine.” 
The End