Ludwig
Interviews Pikachu
Ludwig: Salutations people! I, the great Baron LUDvig
Von Koopa, vill
do an interview starring vith that electric
rat...um mouse
Pikachu, the star ov that *may I use it in
lamen terms* silly
show, Pokemon.
(Ludwig walks on stage and sits on a chair when
Pikachu runs on the
stage. It got up on a chair across from Ludwig's.
There's an applause
from the audiance)
Ludwig: Hey, I thought this place vuz empty? Oh vell,
one the purposes
of this interview is the test my inventions.
But I vill only
test one.
(Howling cheers are heard from the audiance)
Ludwig: Humph! Everyone is a critic...All vight now, I
can use my mind
machine or translator, so you people can
comprehend vhat
Pikachu's saying.
(The koopa prince puts a metel helmet on the small
electric rodent)
Pikachu: Pika? Pikaaaa! [Huh? It's cold!]
Ludwig: Hee, you'll get use to it...Hey, it vorks!!
Now, on vith the
interview...
(He takes out a notpad from his shell and looks at the
list of
questions he wrote)
Ludwig: First question, vhat's your human partner and
vy is he
important to you?
Pikachu: Pika pi, pika pika chu pikachuuuu! [Ash, he's
my trainer and
a friend!]
Ludwig: Okay. Next question...Is it true that you
despised being
contained in a pokesphere?
Pikachu: Pika? [Huh?]
Ludwig: Vy you hate Pokeballs?
Pikachu: Piii, Pi pi chuuuu pika pi kaaaa! [Yes,
because I have a fear
of close spaces!]
Ludwig: Oookaayyy, fair enough. So vhat you think ov
Team Rocket?
Pikachu: Pi pikachu piiikkkaaa. [Team Rocket are
losers]
(A cat-type monster in seat 152 with a coin on it's
head speaks
out)
Meowth: Hey, you're not mister big shot yourself!
Pikachu: Pika chu pika! Piiikkkaaaachuuuuuu! [How dare
you!
Thundershock!]
(Pikachu thundershocks the cat pokemon)
Meowth: Meeeeooooooowwwwch!!
Ludwig: Vhoa, that's a pain that's gonna linger! Okay
next question...
um, how did that Professor Oak guy caught you?
You seemed so
stubbon.
Pikachu: Chu, pika pik ka chuuuu pikachu chu chuuu
pika. [Well, I was
minding my own business when this human
caught me off gaurd
and captured me.]
Ludwig: Ov course, I see. You must be really scared,
ya?
Pikachu: Pikachu pika! [You got that right!]
Ludwig: Last question...In Super Smash Bros. did you
have any trouble
battling the Marios?
Pikachu: Pika kachu. Chuuu pika pi pi ka chuu. [Not
really. They keep
jumping around alot.]
Jr. Troopa: What do you mean you didn't have trouble
with Mario? Why,
you're more Yellow then me!
Ludwig: Hey, didn't I flamebroiled your shelled hide
sometime ago?
Jr. Troopa: Hey, don't get cocky with me! I ask the
questions around
here...and what you did to me that time
was cruel. And
that bomb thing...
Ludwig: That vuz Roy's contribution.
Jr. Troopa: Shudd up!! You threaten me for that last
time!
Pikachu: Piikaaa Piii! [Go away!]
(Pikachu shocks the hatchling)
Tr. Troopa: Aaaggrrrhhh! It never
faaaiiiillls...*Thud*
Ludwig: Hmmmm....interesting faburcation there...
(The mouse cocks it's head)
Pikachu: Kachu? [Excuse me?]
Ludwig: I must say you look pretty veird for a rodent.
Pikachu: Pi? Kachu pika pika ka chu pi pi. [Me? I wil
not be offended
by a ugly squirtle look-a-like with a wig.]
Ludwig: Hey, I resent that! And my eperdermus is
arthentic, not a vig!!
Pikachu: Pika pika...[Whatever...]
(Just then, Karma comes out on stage)
Karma: Oooh! A Pikachu, it's sooooooo cute!
Ludwig: Eh? Hey, vhere did you come from? I thought I
locked you up
somevhere.
Karma: From an egg, duh! You need a stronger lock.
(She hugs and squeezes pikachu)
Pikachu: Piii pika! Piiiiiiiiiikkkaaaaaccchhuuuuu![Let
me go!
Thunderbot!]
(The mouse shocks Karma)
Karma: Iiiiieeeeeeee!!
(Then she looks at Ludwig just sitting there as she
tries to get up)
Karma: Don't just sit there...help me!
Ludwig: Vy? I'm really enjoying this.
Karma: Well then you'll enjoy this....
(she manages to jump on him and because of possible
static shock from
his hair, she shocks him)
Ludwig: Aaaarrrraaaggghhh!
That...vuzn't...very...nice...*Thud*
Karma: Too bad, you deserve it for not helping me!
Morton: Wow! Amazing! Fantastic! Execellent! Groovy!
Gnarly! Mondo!
Tubelur! Cool! Zonds! Zort! Troz! Narf...
Karma: MORTON!
Morton: Looks like fun! Me wanna Pokemon!
(He throws a green and white ball called a koopaball
at Pikachu. The
eletric mouse hits it with it's tail and the ball hits
Karma instead)
Karma: Noooooooooooooooooooo!! (Her entire body gets
sucked into the
ball)
(Morton does the Ash victory stance and the audiance
cheers)
Morton: Yeesssssss!! I caught a Karmamon!
Karma: (from inside the ball) Hey, I'm not a Digimon
or a Pokemon for
that matter! Let me outta here!
(Ludwig regains the ability to revive himself)
Ludwig: Yum, that revive I grabbed from the poke
center a few months
back vuz pretty good stuff. I should have
tried the HP...
(He picks the koopaball off the floor)
Morton: Hey! That's mine Ludwig!
Ludwig: And--
Morton: --and it's not fair. I want it back now! I
caught her!
Ludwig: So, I'm marrying her!
Morton: So--
Ludwig: So? So vhat?
Morton: Yeah so...
Ludwig: (Cocks up an eyebrow)
Morton: Wedding cake!!!
Ludwig: You know vhat? I had just about enough of your
incessent
behavior...Pikachu, thundershock!
Pikachu: Piiiiikkkkaaaachhhuuuu! [Thundershock!]
(Shocks Morton)
Morton: Yeeeeeeooooowwwwwch...*Thud*
Ludwig: Morton you Big Mouth, if you let me keep this,
I'll make you a
vedding cake, ya?
Morton: (He recovers) Really? You mean that? Thanks
bro! You're the
best, most wonderful, greatest, smartest,
modest...
Ludwig: SILENCE!
Morton: Kay...
Ludwig: vell that's all for today, thank goodness.
Pikachu: Piiikkkaaaa! [Amem!]
Morton: Wedding cake?
Ludwig: Not now! If you don't mind I'm gonna have a
little chat with
my Met!
Karma: (Still inside the ball) Enough of that, get me
out of here!
Ludwig: Don't vorry my dear. I'll let you
out...eventully.
(He walks off the stage staring at the ball. Then
Bowser walks in and
saw Pikachu)
Bowser: Hey, get that stuff rat out of here!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika Piiikkkaaacchhuuuuuuu! [Thunder
attack!]
(Blows the roof off the theater)
Bowser: Hey you moron! I just got that fixed!
Pikachu: Piikkaaa chuuu! [Goodnight everybody!]
(Then a cow from Earthworm Jim falls on Pikachu)
Pikachu: Piiichu...[Owch!]