Ludwig Interviews Pikachu

Ludwig: Salutations people! I, the great Baron LUDvig
Von Koopa, vill
do an interview starring vith that electric
rat...um mouse
Pikachu, the star ov that *may I use it in
lamen terms* silly
show, Pokemon.

(Ludwig walks on stage and sits on a chair when
Pikachu runs on the
stage. It got up on a chair across from Ludwig's.
There's an applause
from the audiance)

Ludwig: Hey, I thought this place vuz empty? Oh vell,
one the purposes
of this interview is the test my inventions.
But I vill only
test one.

(Howling cheers are heard from the audiance)

Ludwig: Humph! Everyone is a critic...All vight now, I
can use my mind
machine or translator, so you people can
comprehend vhat
Pikachu's saying.

(The koopa prince puts a metel helmet on the small
electric rodent)

Pikachu: Pika? Pikaaaa! [Huh? It's cold!]

Ludwig: Hee, you'll get use to it...Hey, it vorks!!
Now, on vith the
interview...

(He takes out a notpad from his shell and looks at the
list of
questions he wrote)

Ludwig: First question, vhat's your human partner and
vy is he
important to you?

Pikachu: Pika pi, pika pika chu pikachuuuu! [Ash, he's
my trainer and
a friend!]

Ludwig: Okay. Next question...Is it true that you
despised being
contained in a pokesphere?

Pikachu: Pika? [Huh?]

Ludwig: Vy you hate Pokeballs?

Pikachu: Piii, Pi pi chuuuu pika pi kaaaa! [Yes,
because I have a fear
of close spaces!]

Ludwig: Oookaayyy, fair enough. So vhat you think ov
Team Rocket?

Pikachu: Pi pikachu piiikkkaaa. [Team Rocket are
losers]

(A cat-type monster in seat 152 with a coin on it's
head speaks
out)

Meowth: Hey, you're not mister big shot yourself!

Pikachu: Pika chu pika! Piiikkkaaaachuuuuuu! [How dare
you!
Thundershock!]

(Pikachu thundershocks the cat pokemon)

Meowth: Meeeeooooooowwwwch!!

Ludwig: Vhoa, that's a pain that's gonna linger! Okay
next question...
um, how did that Professor Oak guy caught you?
You seemed so
stubbon.

Pikachu: Chu, pika pik ka chuuuu pikachu chu chuuu
pika. [Well, I was
minding my own business when this human
caught me off gaurd
and captured me.]

Ludwig: Ov course, I see. You must be really scared,
ya?

Pikachu: Pikachu pika! [You got that right!]

Ludwig: Last question...In Super Smash Bros. did you
have any trouble
battling the Marios?

Pikachu: Pika kachu. Chuuu pika pi pi ka chuu. [Not
really. They keep
jumping around alot.]

Jr. Troopa: What do you mean you didn't have trouble
with Mario? Why,
you're more Yellow then me!

Ludwig: Hey, didn't I flamebroiled your shelled hide
sometime ago?

Jr. Troopa: Hey, don't get cocky with me! I ask the
questions around
here...and what you did to me that time
was cruel. And
that bomb thing...

Ludwig: That vuz Roy's contribution.

Jr. Troopa: Shudd up!! You threaten me for that last
time!

Pikachu: Piikaaa Piii! [Go away!]

(Pikachu shocks the hatchling)

Tr. Troopa: Aaaggrrrhhh! It never
faaaiiiillls...*Thud*

Ludwig: Hmmmm....interesting faburcation there...

(The mouse cocks it's head)

Pikachu: Kachu? [Excuse me?]

Ludwig: I must say you look pretty veird for a rodent.

Pikachu: Pi? Kachu pika pika ka chu pi pi. [Me? I wil
not be offended
by a ugly squirtle look-a-like with a wig.]

Ludwig: Hey, I resent that! And my eperdermus is
arthentic, not a vig!!

Pikachu: Pika pika...[Whatever...]

(Just then, Karma comes out on stage)

Karma: Oooh! A Pikachu, it's sooooooo cute!

Ludwig: Eh? Hey, vhere did you come from? I thought I
locked you up
somevhere.

Karma: From an egg, duh! You need a stronger lock.

(She hugs and squeezes pikachu)

Pikachu: Piii pika! Piiiiiiiiiikkkaaaaaccchhuuuuu![Let
me go!
Thunderbot!]

(The mouse shocks Karma)

Karma: Iiiiieeeeeeee!!

(Then she looks at Ludwig just sitting there as she
tries to get up)

Karma: Don't just sit there...help me!

Ludwig: Vy? I'm really enjoying this.

Karma: Well then you'll enjoy this....

(she manages to jump on him and because of possible
static shock from
his hair, she shocks him)

Ludwig: Aaaarrrraaaggghhh!
That...vuzn't...very...nice...*Thud*

Karma: Too bad, you deserve it for not helping me!

Morton: Wow! Amazing! Fantastic! Execellent! Groovy!
Gnarly! Mondo!
Tubelur! Cool! Zonds! Zort! Troz! Narf...

Karma: MORTON!

Morton: Looks like fun! Me wanna Pokemon!

(He throws a green and white ball called a koopaball
at Pikachu. The
eletric mouse hits it with it's tail and the ball hits
Karma instead)

Karma: Noooooooooooooooooooo!! (Her entire body gets
sucked into the
ball)

(Morton does the Ash victory stance and the audiance
cheers)

Morton: Yeesssssss!! I caught a Karmamon!

Karma: (from inside the ball) Hey, I'm not a Digimon
or a Pokemon for
that matter! Let me outta here!

(Ludwig regains the ability to revive himself)

Ludwig: Yum, that revive I grabbed from the poke
center a few months
back vuz pretty good stuff. I should have
tried the HP...

(He picks the koopaball off the floor)

Morton: Hey! That's mine Ludwig!

Ludwig: And--

Morton: --and it's not fair. I want it back now! I
caught her!

Ludwig: So, I'm marrying her!

Morton: So--

Ludwig: So? So vhat?

Morton: Yeah so...

Ludwig: (Cocks up an eyebrow)

Morton: Wedding cake!!!

Ludwig: You know vhat? I had just about enough of your
incessent
behavior...Pikachu, thundershock!

Pikachu: Piiiiikkkkaaaachhhuuuu! [Thundershock!]

(Shocks Morton)

Morton: Yeeeeeeooooowwwwwch...*Thud*

Ludwig: Morton you Big Mouth, if you let me keep this,
I'll make you a
vedding cake, ya?

Morton: (He recovers) Really? You mean that? Thanks
bro! You're the
best, most wonderful, greatest, smartest,
modest...

Ludwig: SILENCE!

Morton: Kay...

Ludwig: vell that's all for today, thank goodness.

Pikachu: Piiikkkaaaa! [Amem!]

Morton: Wedding cake?

Ludwig: Not now! If you don't mind I'm gonna have a
little chat with
my Met!

Karma: (Still inside the ball) Enough of that, get me
out of here!

Ludwig: Don't vorry my dear. I'll let you
out...eventully.

(He walks off the stage staring at the ball. Then
Bowser walks in and
saw Pikachu)

Bowser: Hey, get that stuff rat out of here!!

Pikachu: Pika Pika Piiikkkaaacchhuuuuuuu! [Thunder
attack!]

(Blows the roof off the theater)

Bowser: Hey you moron! I just got that fixed!

Pikachu: Piikkaaa chuuu! [Goodnight everybody!]

(Then a cow from Earthworm Jim falls on Pikachu)

Pikachu: Piiichu...[Owch!]