KOOKY VON KOOPA interviews YOSHI

KOOKY: Hello everyone! It's time for another interview and... wait don't leave, it's going to be fun! Today I am here interviewing Yoshi, that dashing dino who helps the Mario Bros. out. Hi Yoshi! How have you been?

YOSHI: Ohhh... Yoshi hungwy.... but other than that, Yoshi been goowd. How Koopa's been?

KOOKY: Oh, just fine with the exception of Wendy, she's always being a brat all the time.

[ AT THAT MOMENT, WENDY WHO HAD BEEN WALKING PAST KOOKY'S DOOR RUNS IN AND POUNDS KOOKY, THEN LEAVES ]

KOOKY: Who said that?

YOSHI: Yoshi not know. Koopa okay?

KOOKY: Yeah, but I still don't know who said that...

[ KOOKY IS CONFUSED ]

KOOKY: See, did you hear that?

YOSHI: Ohhhh... [shiver] Yoshi 'fraid of ghosts!

[ I'M NOT A GHOST. I'M THE NARRIRATOR ]

KOOKY: Ah! Okay. Yoshi, I suppose it's time to start asking questions. I know you eat A LOT, but what's your most favorite food?

YOSHI: Yoshi no can pick, but like red berries best.

KOOKY: And your least favorite food?

YOSHI: Yoshi no like green berry. They yuck!

KOOKY: Who's your best friend?

YOSHI: Yoshi no like Mawio's much. Yoshi like Pwincess best. She nice. Mawio's mean sometimes, but sometimes nice.

KOOKY: Okay. How about you tell us a little about yourself now, just whatever you can think of?

YOSHI: Yoshi no can think. Oh, Yoshi know, Yoshi live long time. Was around when Mawio and Bowser babies. Ha Ha! Mawio funny as kid.

KOOKY: Well, how about...

[ AT THAT MOMENT, MORTON WALKS IN ]

MORTON: Hey, Kooky, Who said all that talking stuff about talking about me walking in? Huh? Who's talking?

KOOKY: Some Narrirator guy that we can't see.

MORTON: Oh. Hey! It's Yoshi! Hey! Do you have any.....

Wedding Cake?!?!?!?????

YOSHI: Ohhh! Wedding Cake good! Yoshi want!

MORTON: Seeeee Kooky? Everyone likes Wedding Cake!

KOOKY: *sigh* Yoshi eats anything. Except for green berries. They yuck!

YOSHI: Ohhh! Yoshi see lots of food outside!

[ YOSHI ABRUPTLY JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW AND STARTS TO CHASE AFTER SOME GOOMBAS ]

KOOKY: Yeah, I saw!

[ WELL, THE READERS OF THIS INTERVIEW DIDN'T ]

KOOKY: Oh. THE INTERVIEW! Ahh! Now I can't finish it!

MORTON: Cheer up! There's some wedding cake downstairs...

[ MORTON LEAVES AND KOOKY IS LEFT ALONE ]

KOOKY: No, I'm not alone, you're here, stupid narrirator guy. Leave me alone!

[ NARRIRATOR LEAVES ]

KOOKY: Well, that one didn't go as I had planned. Well, I'll do another one to make up for it latter as soon as I can.

KOOKY: Special Thanks for Appearances by: WENDY, MORTON, YOSHI, GOOFY NARRIRATOR GUY

KOOKY: Until next time, Au revoir!

( C'est Francais, tu sais? )

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